Guitar Chords

Em
Fat and

weak,

C
what a dis

grace.

D
Guess the

champ got too

Em
lazy.

Ain't gonna

fly now, he's just

C
takin' up

space.

Sold his

D
gloves, threw his

eggs down the

Em
drain.

But he’s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,

Try the

C
rye or the

kaiser, they're on

G
special to

D
night.

If you

C
want, you can

G
have an appe

D
tizer

You might

C
like our salami and the

G
liver’s al

D
right

And they

C
really go

D
well with the

C
rye

or the

Em
kaiser

Never eats while on the job,
He heard it’s good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser
Or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

So today, his deli comes first
Steady dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say,

It’s the rye or the kaiser
It’s the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

The rye or the kaiser... (repeat)