The Masochism Tango
Author: Tom Lehrer
Note: Changed key
 
Am Dm I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
G7 C But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
E7 Am You can raise welts like nobody else
E7 Am As we dance to The Masochism Tango
Am Dm Let our love be a flame, not an ember
G7 C Say it's me that you want to dismember
E7 AmDm Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
E7 Am As we dance to The Masochism Tango
DmG7 CAm At your command, before you here I stand
Dm My heart is in my hand... (yeechh)
AA7 It's here that I must be
DmG7 CAm My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
DmG7 And go put on your cleats
CE7 And come and trample me
Am Dm Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
G7 C That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
E7 AmDm My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire
E7 Am Which is why I perspire when we tango
F ‑ B♭ ‑ You caught my nose in your left castanet, love
E7 ‑ Am ‑ I can feel the pain yet, love, every time I hear drums
B♭ ‑ E♭ ‑ And I envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love
A7 ‑ ‑ ‑ With the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums
Am Dm Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
G7 C The last time I needed twenty stitches
E7 AmDm To sew up the gash you made with your lash
E7 Am As we danced to The Masochism Tango
DmG7 CAm Bash in my brain, and make me scream with pain
Dm Then kick me once again
CE7 And say we'll never part
DmG7 CAm I know too well, I'm underneath your spell
DmG7 So darling if you smell
CE7 Something burning it's my heart (hiccup) 'Scuse me
Am Dm Take your cigarette from it's holder
G7 C And burn your initials in my shoulder
E7 AmDm Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
E7 Am As we dance to The Masochism Tango